Collection: Long Rustic
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You can take the lass out of (Your town/County). but you can't take the…...... out the lass!
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You can take the lad out of (Your town/County) but you can't take the…...... out of the lass!
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Have you ever just looked at someone and thought the wheel is turning but the hanster is dead!
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I enjoy a glass of wine for its health benefits, the rest for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!
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Wash your hands you filthy animal!
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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You're amazing, just the way you are!
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What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?
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Many People Have Eaten in This Kitchen and gone on to live normal, healthy lives!
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Somedays I think, screw this.. I'll just be a stripper. Then I remember I'm fat and I can't dance!
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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes!
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Sandy Toes & Salty Tears
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Our Kitchen is for Dancing!
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It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a PSYCHO for the rest of your life!
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Remember, if anyone asks, we are a nice normal family!
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A House is Made of walls and beams, A home is made of love and dreams.