Collection: Rustic Range
Hand made stained pine plaques with jute hanging. Suitable for any occasion Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas or for a finishing touch to decor.
All our products are suitable for personalisation. We encourage our stockists to have a range of locally influenced/ regional sayings. Please contact us if you have a list!
Made to order please specify colour back ground (See Colour Photo) Approximate Dimensions: 30 x 9.2 x 1,2cm (12x 3.5 x 0,5 inches)
All our products are suitable for personalisation. We encourage our stockists to have a range of locally influenced/ regional sayings. Please contact us if you have a list!
Made to order please specify colour back ground (See Colour Photo) Approximate Dimensions: 30 x 9.2 x 1,2cm (12x 3.5 x 0,5 inches)

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Every time I hear the word exercise I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
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I've reached an age where falling asleep on the sofa has nothing
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If it has tyres or tits it will cost you money
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If it has tyres or testicles it will cost you money
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I married him for his money… I'm staying until he gets some!
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I have a balanced diet… I hold a cupcake in each hand!
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I hate 4 letter words… bake, cook, work, wash, iron, dust!
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people stop eating here!
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I aim to keep this bathroom clean... your aim would help!
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How can I Control my life when I can't control my hair!
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Grandads are there to help kids to get into the mischief
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Forever is a long time, But I wouldn't mind spending it with you!
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Every time I lose weight….i find it again in the refrigerator
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Aspire to be Barbie, that bitch has everything!
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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!
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All you need is love and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol!