Collection: Products
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I aim to please 1 person a day…..
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I can only please one person a day, today is not your day,….
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people stop eating here!
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I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days!
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I don't camp…. I GLAMP!
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I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully!
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I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk
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I don’t skinny dip, I chunky dunk!
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I enjoy a glass of wine for it's health benefits. The other glasse are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!
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I enjoy a glass of wine for its health benefits, the rest for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!
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I got a new stick deodorant today. Instructions said "removbe cap and push up bottom" I can't walk, but..
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I hate 4 letter words… bake, cook, work, wash, iron, dust!
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I have a balanced diet… I hold a cupcake in each hand!
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I kiss better than I cook!
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I know I'm in my own little world but they know me there
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I know I'm in my own Little World…. But they know me there!