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I live in the garden, Ijust sleep in the house!
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I love to cook with wine
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I love you Moon to the moon and back
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I married him for his money… I'm staying until he gets some!
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I may look calm but in my head I've killed you 3 times!
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I only have a Kitchen because it came with the house
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I think my house may be haunted. Every time I look in the mirror, A crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can't see my reflection!
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I think you're amazing just the way you are.
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I tried being Normal once worst 10 minutes of my life
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I Tried, It Died
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I try to avoid anything that makes me look fat, scales, mirrors and photographs"
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I want to be 80 so I can piss more people off!
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I want to be nice but everyone annoys me
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I want to be nice, but everyone annoys me
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I Want to live to be 80 so I can piss more people off!
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I was not made to be perfect... I was made to be Awesome