Collection: Quick Order
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Please Shut The Gate
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Piss Off I'm Busy
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I'm in The Garden
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Grandad's Shed
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Free Weeds Pick Your Own
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Dad's Shed
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Best friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together!
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Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you've made in their life… It's not me, I think you're an arsehole!
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People who say money doesn't buy happiness, obviously don't know where to shop!
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Men at 25 Play Football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as you get older, your balls get smaller!
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This house is maintained sole for the comfort of the dog!
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This house is maintained sole for the comfort of the cat!
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It's the cats house, we just pay the mortgage, we just Pay the mortgage!
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I'm a member of weight watchers, I wait until no one is watching and I fill my face with chocolate!
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If I had my life to do over, I would find you sooner so I could love you longer!
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I think my house may be haunted. Every time I look in the mirror, A crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can't see my reflection!