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I got a new stick deodorant today. Instructions said "removbe cap and push up bottom" I can't walk, but..
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As I have gown older, I've realised pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing people off is a piece of cake!
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Your village called, they want their idiot back!
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We have a stable marriage, I work like a horse and he's a stubborn old mule!
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Will you grow old with me, the very best is yet to be.
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When the Queen is happy all is well in the Kingdom!
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink!
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RESTRICTED SECTION DO NOT ENTER
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Please clean up after yourselves. The house elves are on strike!
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My Nana said.. when God made me he was just showing off!
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My Mummy knows a lot of things but... my Grandma knows everything!
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My Daddy knows a lot of things but... my Grandad knows everything!
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Mum, for all the ways you helped me grow. I want to say I love you so.
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Loved you once, love you still. Always have, Always will.
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Lord if you can't make me skinny… please make all my friends fat!
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MISSING, wife and dog, reward for the dog!