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I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully!
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Heat makes things expand. Therefore I'm not overweight…… I'm just hot!!
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I've reached an age where falling asleep on the sofa has nothing
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If it has tyres or tits it will cost you money
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I married him for his money… I'm staying until he gets some!
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I have a balanced diet… I hold a cupcake in each hand!
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I hate 4 letter words… bake, cook, work, wash, iron, dust!
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people stop eating here!
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How can I Control my life when I can't control my hair!
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I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days!
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog!
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I Want to live to be 80 so I can piss more people off!
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Happiness is not a destination it's a way of life!
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GRUMPA. Definition: Like a normal Grandpa but grumpier!
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Grandma's kitchen taster welcome. Everything made with love and an extra
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Founder of the Grumpy Old Cow Club