Collection: Quick Order
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Founder member of the Grumpy Old Git Club
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Every time I hear the word exercise I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
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Grandads are there to help kids to get into the mischief
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Forever is a long time, But I wouldn't mind spending it with you!
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Every time I lose weight….i find it again in the refrigerator
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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!
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All you need is love and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol!
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A wise woman once said "Sod this crap!" and she lived
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Grandchildren are your reward for not strangling your kids!
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A true friend is someone who makes you laugh so hard you pee
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Every love story is beautiful…. But ours is my favourite!
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A Fisherman lives here with the catch of his life!
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A clean house is a sign of a wasted life!
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You are enough!
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Never trust a skinny cook!
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Girls just wanna have fun!